Behavior like this puts you on the Naughty

Behavior like this puts you on the Naughty

Despite her good grades and extra studying,

Despite her good grades and extra studying,

Alyssa Alps, you are at the top of the Naughty

Alyssa Alps, you are at the top of the Naughty

Yes, that’s very nice, Tessa Fowler,

Yes, that’s very nice, Tessa Fowler,

Yes, Jana Defy is on the Naughty List.

Yes, Jana Defy is on the Naughty List.

Tabatha Jordan is on the Naughty List, for

Tabatha Jordan is on the Naughty List, for

Faith Nelson - definitely on the Naughty

Faith Nelson - definitely on the Naughty

Forget Elf on a Shelf, how about Elf in my

Forget Elf on a Shelf, how about Elf in my

Anyone care for some Christmas Boobly?

Anyone care for some Christmas Boobly?

Okay, okay, Danni - you can pick the next

Okay, okay, Danni - you can pick the next

This is why Danni is always in charge of

This is why Danni is always in charge of

Danni can’t come to the phone right

Danni can’t come to the phone right

Disappointed Danni cannot believe that your

Disappointed Danni cannot believe that your

I forgot to tell Alyssa Alps about all of

I forgot to tell Alyssa Alps about all of

Some Christmas cheer from Christi Shake. 

Some Christmas cheer from Christi Shake. 

Danni goes all out for the Sunday crossword

Danni goes all out for the Sunday crossword

Okay, Wifey - we’re halfway there.

Okay, Wifey - we’re halfway there.

This is how Tabatha Jordan breaks in a new

This is how Tabatha Jordan breaks in a new

SaRenna Lee and Traci Topps nail the “hot

SaRenna Lee and Traci Topps nail the “hot

I have no idea if those are breakaway slacks

I have no idea if those are breakaway slacks

We caught Tabatha Jordan napping again. 

We caught Tabatha Jordan napping again. 

Big Hair Day, Busty Dusty? Or should we say,

Big Hair Day, Busty Dusty? Or should we say,

I always go weak in the knees when a woman

I always go weak in the knees when a woman

Tabatha Jordan thinks she’s ready for

Tabatha Jordan thinks she’s ready for

Now that’s a lotta lace.

Now that’s a lotta lace.

Alyssa Alps takes a break.

Alyssa Alps takes a break.

Some bustlines call for some heavy-duty hardware

Some bustlines call for some heavy-duty hardware

Once again, Busty Dusty defines the term

Once again, Busty Dusty defines the term

Very few people know that Danni Ashe, CEO

Very few people know that Danni Ashe, CEO

Okay, Tabatha, it’s perfect. Now put

Okay, Tabatha, it’s perfect. Now put

Alyssa Alps looks extra cute in bangs and

Alyssa Alps looks extra cute in bangs and

An incredibly young Traci Topps back in the

An incredibly young Traci Topps back in the

Oh great, Nikki Knockers has started without

Oh great, Nikki Knockers has started without

Yeah, Tabatha Jordan was playing in my closet

Yeah, Tabatha Jordan was playing in my closet

Danni Ashe once tried out for Gypsy and no

Danni Ashe once tried out for Gypsy and no

Guys, I’m busy spreading fake tan cream

Guys, I’m busy spreading fake tan cream

Remember that wonderful news story about

Remember that wonderful news story about

Alyssa Alps rocking a wife beater before

Alyssa Alps rocking a wife beater before

The fit and toned and rather smart Tabatha

The fit and toned and rather smart Tabatha

If this was a typical scene from The Human

If this was a typical scene from The Human

A glowing Alyssa Alps warms up a cold December

A glowing Alyssa Alps warms up a cold December

Nikki Knockers looks cool and poised on “The

Nikki Knockers looks cool and poised on “The

If any piece of Nikki Knockers’ underthings

If any piece of Nikki Knockers’ underthings

Pandora Peaks in a man’s shirt. Awesome.

Pandora Peaks in a man’s shirt. Awesome.

The lady with the golden boots.

The lady with the golden boots.

It looks like Danni Ashe is a tad peeved

It looks like Danni Ashe is a tad peeved

Alyssa Alps tearing it up onstage.

Alyssa Alps tearing it up onstage.

The limber Nikki Knockers was a Twister champ

The limber Nikki Knockers was a Twister champ