“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride,
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle
“I want to say ‘I love you’
“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I
“Are you from a future world? Because
“I get lost in your eyes easier than
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I
“If someone accused me of loving you,
“I must be Moriarty, because I can
“You don’t need to put on a
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you?
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly
“I want to ‘abominable ride’
“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because
“If you were Sherlock’s veins,
“If you were one of the reporters outside,
“It’s not the fall that kills
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter?
“Are you Eustace Carmichael? Because
“I know what a nurse is capable of,
“I want to be more permanently glued
“You’re sweeter than all of
“If you were 221b, I would never let
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need
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“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s
“Forget the visible rings of fat around
“They call me Wilder in the streets,
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get
“If you thought The Abominable Bride
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes?
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“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate
“Don’t take Moriarty’s
“From a drop of water, a logician should
“Your admirably high arches aren’t
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d
“I may have addressed over forty percent
“I would leave a note at the scene
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I
“Communicating in the Diogenes Club
“I’m a storyteller. I know when