“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted

“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted

“My hip isn’t the only thing

“My hip isn’t the only thing

“I think you just turned me straight.

“I think you just turned me straight.

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want

“I know caring is not an advantage,

“I know caring is not an advantage,

“I’m hung like a Baskerville

“I’m hung like a Baskerville

“I wish I could drive myself into your

“I wish I could drive myself into your

“If I broke into your home, would you

“If I broke into your home, would you

“I’d share deodorant with you

“I’d share deodorant with you

“I want to give you head. And I’m

“I want to give you head. And I’m

“I bet I can make your pulse increase

“I bet I can make your pulse increase

“You’re going to need a shock

“You’re going to need a shock

“People who don’t find me attractive?

“People who don’t find me attractive?

“You can slip your hand into my pocket

“You can slip your hand into my pocket

“I would jump in front of a death frisbee

“I would jump in front of a death frisbee

“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and

“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and

“I would fake kill myself for your

“I would fake kill myself for your

“You light up my life like a fairy.”

“You light up my life like a fairy.”

“Whenever I’m with you, I’m

“Whenever I’m with you, I’m

“Want to see how far down this tan

“Want to see how far down this tan

“Let’s REALLY make people talk.”

“Let’s REALLY make people talk.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves

“I love you more than Mycroft loves

“How about I smear myself with jam

“How about I smear myself with jam

“You’re so hot, you’re

“You’re so hot, you’re

“Is that a riding crop under your coat,

“Is that a riding crop under your coat,

“I never thought heroes existed until

“I never thought heroes existed until

“What are you doing? Get back into

“What are you doing? Get back into

“You are such a brilliant conductor

“You are such a brilliant conductor

“Let’s get under this blanket

“Let’s get under this blanket

“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By

“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By

“You’re gonna need a blanket

“You’re gonna need a blanket

“Even if you were a serial killer,

“Even if you were a serial killer,

“You don’t need one of those

“You don’t need one of those

“Just give me a chance and I’ll

“Just give me a chance and I’ll

“Let’s talk about the birds and

“Let’s talk about the birds and

“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it

“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it

“If I had a chin for every time I thought

“If I had a chin for every time I thought

“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”

“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”

“Can you please not do that thing where

“Can you please not do that thing where

“I need someone to take my measurements.

“I need someone to take my measurements.

“I made you some shoes.”

“I made you some shoes.”

“I would rip off your clothes at a

“I would rip off your clothes at a

“I’m sorry my face puts you off.

“I’m sorry my face puts you off.

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover

“I would rob Buckingham Palace just

“I would rob Buckingham Palace just

“Wanna know how you can recognize me

“Wanna know how you can recognize me

“I would frequent cafes just to have

“I would frequent cafes just to have

“Come with me and I’ll make sure

“Come with me and I’ll make sure