“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted
“My hip isn’t the only thing
“I think you just turned me straight.
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want
“I know caring is not an advantage,
“I’m hung like a Baskerville
“I wish I could drive myself into your
“If I broke into your home, would you
“I’d share deodorant with you
“I want to give you head. And I’m
“I bet I can make your pulse increase
“You’re going to need a shock
“People who don’t find me attractive?
“You can slip your hand into my pocket
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and
“I would fake kill myself for your
“You light up my life like a fairy.”
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m
“Want to see how far down this tan
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.”
“I love you more than Mycroft loves
“How about I smear myself with jam
“You’re so hot, you’re
“Is that a riding crop under your coat,
“I never thought heroes existed until
“What are you doing? Get back into
“You are such a brilliant conductor
“Let’s get under this blanket
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By
“You’re gonna need a blanket
“Even if you were a serial killer,
“You don’t need one of those
“Just give me a chance and I’ll
“Let’s talk about the birds and
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it
“If I had a chin for every time I thought
“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“Can you please not do that thing where
“I need someone to take my measurements.
“I made you some shoes.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a
“I’m sorry my face puts you off.
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just
“Wanna know how you can recognize me
“I would frequent cafes just to have
“Come with me and I’ll make sure