“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle

“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references,

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references,

The best of fandom crack references, from

The best of fandom crack references, from

“You can stand under my umbrella.”

“You can stand under my umbrella.”

“I’d put my riding crop in your

“I’d put my riding crop in your

The best of The Great Game references, from

The best of The Great Game references, from

The best of A Study in Pink references, from

The best of A Study in Pink references, from

“I wouldn’t put on pants for

“I wouldn’t put on pants for

“Would you like to see the Ice Man

“Would you like to see the Ice Man

“You make my saliva coagulate.”

“You make my saliva coagulate.”

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?”

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?”

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t

“Wanna see where my division really

“Wanna see where my division really

The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock

The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock

“Would you like to go round and round

“Would you like to go round and round

“If we were at a restaurant together,

“If we were at a restaurant together,

I’m posting this for two reasons: 1)

I’m posting this for two reasons: 1)

“You can X-ray my possessions if you

“You can X-ray my possessions if you

“I ♥ U” Requested by one

“I ♥ U” Requested by one

The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock

The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock

The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock

The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock

“I’m married to my work, so we’ll

“I’m married to my work, so we’ll

The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock

The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock

“You’re the king of my mind palace.”

“You’re the king of my mind palace.”

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the

“I want to put my ‘experiment’

“I want to put my ‘experiment’

“I’m married to my work, but

“I’m married to my work, but

“I have a special room in my mind palace

“I have a special room in my mind palace

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll

“I have cake in both hands; I’ll

“I have cake in both hands; I’ll

“Will you join my football team and

“Will you join my football team and

“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’

“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’

“You could never repel me.”

“You could never repel me.”

“You can touch My croft anytime.”

“You can touch My croft anytime.”

“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom.

“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom.

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie.

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie.

“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced

“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced

OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE F–?!

OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE F–?!

“Minds aren’t the only thing

“Minds aren’t the only thing

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“Leave the wall alone. If you’re

“Leave the wall alone. If you’re

“I would read your blog even if it

“I would read your blog even if it

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of

“Sherly– you’re my division.”

“Sherly– you’re my division.”

“I don’t have to use my imagination

“I don’t have to use my imagination

“Playing games with you makes my brain

“Playing games with you makes my brain

“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me

“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me